inspired by the lovely aviator ([link]) and peaches () from tinychat.
peaches also scarred my brain with CluxPaperclip.
i'm serious.
NO MEGUSTA FFFF
chatlog: [1:34] peaches: the Isos in legacy. They're basically computer AIDs. [1:34] aviator: HAHAHAHAHAHA [1:34] aviator: what [1:34] aviator: explain this [1:34] peaches: they take in data, and not only change to make it work, they ask and find out more. [1:35] peaches: that's the only thing I can think of to make them different from the programs already ther [1:35] peaches: e [1:36] peaches: AIDs is so hard to beat because every time they think they've found a cure, it mutates and [1:36] peaches: becomes immune. [1:36] aviator: [nods] [1:36] aviator: wow... sdkjfbskjcbske [1:36] aviator: see people say shit like that [1:36] aviator: and i feel [1:36] aviator: just a little bit sympathetic to clu [1:37] peaches: /me has been looking at it from his side the whoel time [1:37] aviator: YEAH SERIOUSLY OKAY [1:37] aviator: like [1:37] peaches: /me still doesn't work, fifty tries later [1:37] aviator: honestly [1:37] aviator: the genocide thing i honestly think was like [1:37] aviator: clu just having a total nervous breakdown [1:37] aviator: after like a zillion cycles trying to get along with the ISOs >_> [1:38] peaches: It's him NOT RUNNING like his dad always does. [1:38] peaches: he sees problems, knows how to fix it, and DOES. [1:38] aviator: yeah, pretty much this >______>; [1:40] aviator: /always felt a lot of sympathy for clu :c [1:40] peaches: and you know, that's what he was made to do. He's like those pop ups that ask you to [1:40] peaches: restart your computer [1:41] peaches: can I fix it now? Please don't click ignore again... Please, I just wanna help! [1:41] aviator: BSKJBFJKBSJKBSCJKBSKJEB [1:42] aviator: omg like the ms word paperclip, except competent! [1:42] peaches: XD Yesssssssssssss [1:42] aviator: XDDDD derp derpppp [1:42] peaches: I see them hanging out in a bar [1:43] peaches: and CLU bitching about his woes... and the paperclip is all, [1:43] peaches: "I see you want the perfect system!" [1:43] aviator: AHADHASKJDHAKSDH [1:43] aviator: OHGOD [1:43] peaches: And Zuse is all, "Who the fuck let that guy back in?" [1:43] aviator: LMAO [1:43] aviator: WHAT [1:43] aviator: THIS NEEDS TO BE A FIC [1:44] aviator: OR AT LEAST A PICTURE [1:44] peaches: XD. I'd put it on the Meme, but no one in the world needs ms word paperclip porn [1:45] aviator: i'm sure it exists [1:45] aviator: somewhere out there.... [1:45] aviator: ;A; [1:45] peaches: not with Clu. [1:45] peaches: XD [1:46] peaches: "Clu lovingly took the long, cold appendage in his mouth..." [1:46] aviator: KHIJUGKJAD [1:46] aviator: WAITNO [1:46] aviator: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO [1:46] peaches: AHAHAHAAHEEEE [1:46] aviator: D: [1:46] aviator: BIT SAYS NO OKAY [1:46] aviator: NO [1:46] peaches: "I see you want the perfect system," The paperclip repeated. Clu tried to nod. [1:46] aviator: [cracking up hysterically in real life] [1:46] aviator: NNNOOOO.... [1:46] peaches: "Would you like help with that?" [1:46] peaches: XDDDDDDdd [1:47] aviator: OH GOD WHAT [1:47] aviator: "HELP" [1:47] peaches: OH GOD, brb, mascara in eyes [1:48] peaches: oh. okay better. [1:48] aviator: HAHAHAH i pasted this to my bff... [1:48] aviator: Sierra Cvach: FUCKSierra Cvach: THAT PAPERCLIPSierra Cvach: FUCK THAT SMUG MOTHERFUCKER [1:49] peaches: XDDDD [1:49] aviator: Sierra Cvach: HE WAS *ALWAYS WRONG*Sierra Cvach: DON'T DO IT CLUSierra Cvach: DON'T [1:49] peaches: Clu will. he will fuck him hard. [1:49] peaches: for the promise of the perfect syustem, he is all up in that wiry ass. [1:49] aviator: WHY WOULD YOU-- [1:49] aviator: AUGH [1:49] peaches: lolololololol [1:49] aviator: THAT WIRY -WHAT- [1:49] aviator: WHAT WAS SEEN CAN NEVER BE UNSEEN ;A; [1:50] peaches: LOLS FOREVER [1:50] peaches: also, in mind, the paperclip has glowy spots due to it being a /gridclip/ [1:50] aviator: ..................a gridclip.
This is so perfect, it's absolutly priceless. God, I swear I nearly choked on air or something when I saw this.... A gridclip. Who knew the answer was so simple? Forget viruses, being mislead by a paperclip is the reason Flynn got trapped in the grid for twenty years. Geez, I'm not going to stop laughing for a long while yet...........
Oh god, if someone writes a fanfic along the mindraep lines your chat was going I will print it off and paste it all over my walls. Too bad I'm too dumbtarded to figure out that TKM thing, when I look at it all I see are thousands of nested comments and I'm like "Omg how do I navigate this thing "
The picture made me laugh so hard.... and the bottom part of the chat log makes me worry about going to sleep now O_O... brain bleach alert! And yes, evil paperclip is evil.
Geez, I'm not going to stop laughing for a long while yet...........
Oh god, if someone writes a fanfic along the mindraep lines your chat was going I will print it off and paste it all over my walls. Too bad I'm too dumbtarded to figure out that TKM thing, when I look at it all I see are thousands of nested comments and I'm like "Omg how do I navigate this thing
TERRIFYING
but amazing
And yes, evil paperclip is evil.
*withholds brain bleach*